Do you enjoy watching comedy films? How about the ones starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly? Without doubt, this duo knows how to make the viewers laugh. The 2006 sports comedy movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby really stands out among other Ferrell – Reilly films. Agree? The film is a perfect mix of clever jokes, satire and impeccable performance of actors. That’s why we’ve decided to remind the best lines and quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. The hilarious collection of the best Talladega Nights quotes is exactly what you need to boost your mood and make your day better. Feel free to share these awesome Ricky Bobby quotes with your friends on social media sites. Most probably they have already seen this movie, isn’t it great to recall some favorite scenes from one of the best movies ever?
Talladega Nights Cal Naughton Jr. Quotes
Damn you, Wavecrest! — Cal Naughton, Jr.
Please don’t let the invisible fire burn my friend! — Cal Naughton, Jr.
Now, I’ve got a message for all the other drivers out there. If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race, it’s not your tailpipe. It’s just a little of Shake…and Bake! — Cal Naughton, Jr.
We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain. — Cal Naughton, Jr.
“We go together like cocaine and waffles.” — Cal Naughton Jr.
Ricky Bobby Quotes
Ricky Bobby: Wow. I feel like I’m Highlander!
Jean Girard: What is the Highlander?
Ricky Bobby: It’s a movie. It won the Academy Award.
Jean Girard: Oh for what?
Ricky Bobby: Best movie ever made.
“if you’re not first, you’re last” ― Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby: If you ain’t first, you’re last!
Shake it! Before you Bake it!
Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
Talladega Nights Quotes Baby Jesus
Right now you have a chance to share one of the best Talladega Nights quotes – the one about Baby Jesus. Do you remember this moment when Ricky Bobby was praying before dinner with his family and Cal Naughton Jr.?
Ricky Bobby: Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin’ at the air…
Chip: He was a man! He had a beard!
Ricky Bobby: I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?! I win the races and I get the money! I work too hard for your bull, Chip.
Ricky Bobby: Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus…
Carley Bobby: Hey, um, sweetie…Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off-puttin’ to pray to a baby.
Ricky Bobby: Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I’m sayin’ grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.
I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin’ off evil samurai.
Will Ferrell Talladega Nights Quotes
This is the best collection of Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby in the film)Talladega Nights quotes you have ever seen. You will recognize the scenes form which the quotes have been taken from. If your friends love this movie, they gonna enjoy reading these quotes as well.
Jean Girard: “Uh, everybody, this is my husband, Gregory.”
Gregory: “See you at the track.”
Cal: “Did he just say ‘husband’?”
Herschell: “Smeet lord. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate.”
Ricky: “The room is starting to spin real fast. Because of the– Because of gayness.”
I sent in my application to The Real World, so I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. And if that doesn’t work out I’m thinking about getting a gun, and dealin’ crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like… like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, “Hey, what’s up guys? You want some crack?”. I’m just kinda waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
Ricky: “Okay, I’m really gonna open it up! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I missed you, Mama Speed! Ricky Bobby’s back!”
Larry Dennit, Jr.: “Wait. How– How fast is he going?”
Lucius: “Uh, Twenty-six miles an hour.”
Ricky: “What were those things?! Were those the other cars?! Oh, man! Oh, my– Ahh!”
Ricky Bobby: (realizes his wife is marrying Cal) Are you serious!? I was gone for three hours!
Ricky: “Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the 21.2 millios dollars– Whoo!”
The Kids: “Ow!”
Ricky: “Love that money!”
Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this. [kisses Jean Girard]
Jean Girard: You taste of America.
Ricky Bobby: Thank you.
Funny Talladega Nights Quotes
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If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.
Chazz Michael Michaels
Blades of Glory
[to Ricky, in the hospital] There’s somethin’ I want to get off my chest. It’s about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff…I was totally nude…it was weird. I mean, you probably didn’t hear about it ’cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow…that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho. – Cal Naughton, Jr.
… absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby …
You’re gonna break us like wild horses, ain’t you? – Walker Bobby
Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense. – Glenn
Talladega Nights Kid Quotes
All fans of the movie “Talladega Nights” will find this selection of talladega nights kid quotes stunning. Even if you have seen it many times, it is always nice to reread quotes and recall the best episodes.
Reese Bobby: You’ve got to learn to drive with the fear. There ain’t nothing more frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car. […] If you’re calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you’re scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely, eat you with a smile on its face.
“Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider-monkey!” — Texas Ranger
Ricky Bobby: Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
Ricky Bobby: I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors.
Bodies that look so good, you’re gonna wanna talk to it!
Ricky Bobby: If you don’t chew Big Red go f**k yourself.
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