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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? — The box said 2-4 years!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
Where does the General keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Funny short jokes
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
What do you call bears with no ears?
“Mom, where do tampons go?”
“Where the babies come from, darling.”
“In the stork?”
I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water.
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
What’s brown and sticky?
What do you call two fat people having a chat? — A heavy discussion.
Short joke of the day
When a busy working day is over, it is time to relax and get rid of your stress. The best way to forget all your problems is to read something funny. Below, you will find the best short joke of the day which you should send to your friends and colleagues.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head).
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
For anyone who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember that’s where the knives are kept.
Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
What’s a foot long and slippery?
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? — She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…
Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!
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