Christmas is a wonderful holiday. All children are waiting for this magical moment when they see a Christmas tree and get gifts from Santa Claus and its elves. There are a lot of great movies inspired by Christmas. “Elf” with Will Ferrell who plays a Santa’s helper is one of many wonderful Chrismas films. It is interesting, funny and it gives this unbelievable festive mood. And so do quotes from ‘Elf’. Below, you will find a lot of beautiful quotes from Elf which you can insert into your Christmas greeting card. These words are kind and filled with love. Never miss the opportunity to visit your family for Christmas celebration and make your children feel the magic.
Quotes From Elf
Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!
You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
Buddy: It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
You smell like beef and cheese.
Buddy: [thinking Miles is an elf] Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life. I’ve got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
Buddy: [after a pause] He’s an angry elf.
[Miles promptly attacks him].
Buddy: This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
Buddy: SANTA! I KNOW HIM.
Funny Elf Quotes
Christmas is a very cheerful holiday, especially for children. They still believe in a fairy tale, Santa Claus, and his elf. Make an unforgettable Christmas celebration for your small ones. Make handmade greeting cards inserting these wonderful funny elf quotes. Children will love it.
So good news, I saw a dog today!
Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA’S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.
I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!
You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.
Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannncisco. Franciscooo.
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
I passed through the seven layers of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Elf Christmas Quotes
The film ‘Elf’ is about a boy who is accidentally taken to the North Pole on Christmas Eve. Elves discover him at the Santa’s workshop and let him stay with them. The boy is named Buddy since he’s wearing “Little Buddy Diapers”. All the fun begins when Buddy finds out that he’s human and decides to travel back to New York. There are a lot of interesting quotes in the film, but the ones about Christmas are worth reading.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
I planned out our whole day: First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll-House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.
Santa: Sorry Buddy but ….. your dad is on the naughty list
Santa: Sorry Buddy but… your dad is on the naughty list.
Jovie: How come you were in the women’s locker room this morning?
Buddy: I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Buddy: I didn’t know you were naked.
Walter: *whispering* We should call security…
Emily: *whispering* Good idea.
Buddy: *whispering* I like to whisper too.
It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…
Elf Santa Quotes
We all love Christmas. This is the time when you are in a family circle enjoying the meal together giving Christmas gifts to each other and making children fully excited to meet Santa and elf and receive awesome gifts for their good behavior during the year. Discover many great Santa quotes from fil Elf in the collection below.
I just like to smile; smiling’s my favorite.
Buddy: SANTA OH MY GOD… I KNOW HIM…
Buddy: SANTA OH MY GOD… I KNOW HIM!”
Buddy: [phone rings, Buddy picks it up] Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.
You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
Buddy: Son! Of a nutcracker.
Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!
Buddy: Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco… Frannncisco… Franciscooo…
This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop…except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
[while Ice Skating, Buddy kisses her on the cheek]
Jovie: You missed.
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