Napoleon Dynamite is a famous American comedy movie released in 2004 that since developed a cult following. The film tells a story of Napoleon Dynamite, an awkward boy who is quite sullen and reserved. You have a chance to refresh the best lines and quotes from Napoleon Dynamite by reading this post. We guarantee that the hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes presented below will boost your mood and present you with some interesting ideas of funny jokes.
Napolean Dynamite Quotes
Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.
I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.
Yeah… it’s really… neat.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro It’s a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite Dang! You got shocks, pegs… lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard.
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… *all day*. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
Funny Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Thanks to interesting geek appearance of Napoleon, quirky humor and an unusual representing of a teen-comedy genre, Napoleon Dynamite won’t live you indifferent. Check out these super funny Napoleon Dynamite quotes and you’ll get what we meant in the previous sentence.
Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
It’s hanging in my *bedroom*.
Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick!
I caught you a delicious bass.
Napoleon Dynamite:Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer:Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite:Large talons.
Farmer:I don’t understand a word you just said.
Deb: I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.
Grandma:How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite:The worst day of my life, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite Skills Quote
The funny thing is, Jon Heder, who played Napoleon, was paid only one thousand dollars for his role in a film. Since the film had become a huge success, he later received compensation. As for Heder performance, it’s really hard to imagine someone else playing the role of Napoleon. Rolling Stone magazine commented: “Heder is geek perfection”. And it’s true. Interested? Then you should definitely check the following Napoleon Dynamite skills quote out!
Napoleon Dynamite: I don’t even have any skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.
Deb: What that?
Napoleon Dynamite: It’s a liger. It’s probably my favorite animal. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
More Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite
Deb I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip(from the background) Your mom goes to college.
Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.
Don:Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite:I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don:Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite:Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don:What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite:A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?”
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!
Napoleon Dynamite:So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?
Napoleon Dynamite:So, you got my back and everything, right?
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called. She said you should go home because you’re ruining everyone’s lives and eating all the steak.
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country, Napoleon. I can do what ever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: I’m gonna call the cops on you!
Uncle Rico: Fine! Go ahead!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will! Gosh!
Napoleon Dynamite Quotes on Images