It is not a problem to find good jokes, if you have the internet access. However, the problem is that most jokes are the same and it is very difficult to find something funny and fresh. The following collection of creative black people jokes will definitely surprise you in a good way. You can spread these black jokes on social networking, such as Facebook, but you should be very careful not to offend any of your good friends.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
– A member of Crimestoppers of America.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, “In the jungle, there’s millions of them.”

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist.

How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

How are black people and tornadoes similar?
– It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Funny black jokes

Well, if you like funny black jokes, then this variety will definitely surprise you a lot. These jokes are something extraordinary funny and creative. Of course, some of your friends will consider them to be racist, but who cares. Just send them to people you know will enjoy this kind of jokes.

Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? – Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

What word starts with “N” and ends with “R” that you never want to call a black person?

A black kid had diarrhea and he said to his mom ‘Mom why am I melting’

Why do monkeys always look so sad?
– They know they’ll be black one day.”

The black baby who went to heaven and got his wings said, “God! Look! I’m an angel!”, and God said, “No stupid! You’re a bat, now eff off!”

What is black and at the top of a staircase? – Stephen hawking after a house fire.

Why don’t black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.

How do you know if a black woman is pregnant. When she pulls out the tampon all of the cotton is already picked off.

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Dirty black jokes

People who love dirty and spicy jokes will enjoy reading the following dirty black jokes. They are fun and very unique. You can be sure, you will not see the same kind of humor on other websites.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”.
– So he stabs her and takes her purse.

What’s a black mans idea of foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch“.

What’s black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked “Are you following me?”
– “No”, I said “You’ve got evolution all mixed up.”

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

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Short black jokes

When a joke is short, it does not make it less funny. Just have a look at the following short black jokes and you will feel the difference of what you have read before on similar websites.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black woman?

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
– Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What do you categorize a black peson as?
Nothing, they aren’t considered anything on this earth.

What’s a niggers idea of foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!

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