Step Brothers Quotes

Do you want to send a nice greeting card to your step brother? Discover a lot of interesting ideas in the following collection of step brothers quotes. These words will make your step brother feel very special. It is important to keep the link with all members of your family. Such small things as sending birthday greeting cards can make your relationship more friendly and warm.

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Step brothers quotes

My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!

I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.

Dale Doback: Haha, that’s so funny the last time I heard that, I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.

Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker.

Brennan Huff: I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

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Step brothers movie quotes

Check out the best step brothers movie quotes. This is a very unique collection where you will find a lot of interesting quotes and sayings for your step brother. Do not lose your time searching online. Just pick up the best ideas here.

Dale Doback: Dad, I’m doing this because I love you. Fuck you.
Dr. Robert Doback: Anything else?
Dale Doback: No, bon voyage! Have a great time!

Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta f__k one, kill one, and marry one. Go!

Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Dale Doback: Did you rub your balls on my drums.
Brennan Huff: No, I was watching cops.
Dale Doback: I know for a fact that cops doesn’t come on till 4:00.

Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!

Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.

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Funny step brothers quotes

Would you like to make the relationship with your step brother more friendly? This is very easy to do by sending him the following nice and so funny step brothers quotes. He will definitely appreciate receiving such a message.

You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.

This house is a f*cking prison!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!

Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!

Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt-hole.
Dale Doback: Snap!!!
Dale Doback: Snap!

Brennan Huff: This wedding is horse shit!

You don’t even look good when you’re singing.

Dale Doback: [Brennan is burying Dale in the garden] But I’m still alive!
Brennan Huff: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!

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Did we just become best friends quote

This selection is really very creative. Check out an interesting did we just become best friends quote. This is a great way to celebrate the beginning of a new friendship.

I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.

Dale Doback: Dad please shut up
Brennan Huff: PLEASE SHUT UP!

I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.

Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face… ’cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!

Nancy Huff: Jesus, Brennan!

I’ve got them from the 70’s, 80’s, & 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.

Brennan Huff: You don’t say that!

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So much room for activities quote

Have a look at this nice so much room for activities quote. This is the best quote which you can find and send to your best buddy or family member. Live your life on its full.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!

Dale Doback: Dad, it’s Shark Week!

Robert better not get in my face…’cause I’ll drop that mofo!

Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.

Your singing is like a mix of Jesus and Fergie!

Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?

Derek: What?

Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.

Derek: Or Randy here is going to eat your dick…
Randy: Like Kobayashi!

I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.

You don’t even look good when you’re singing.

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