Spy Quotes

This is a very interesting collection of spy quotes. You will discover a lot of specific spy phrases which you can use to make your friends laugh because they are extremely funny. You can create a funny content for social networks using these quotes and phrases. Have you ever wanted to be a spy? Working as a spy you can reveal a lot of secrets and hidden things. If you have this tendency you will definitely enjoy these quotes about spy life.

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Spy quotes

Susan Cooper: Where’d you get a suit?

Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn’t I?

These seeds will always be tulips, even if at the moment you cannot tell them apart from other flowers. They will never turn into roses or sunflowers, no matter how much they might desire to. And if they try to deny their own existence, they will live life bitter and die.

Rick Ford: Cooper, is this a fucking LAKE?

The body tires easily, but the spirit is always free and will help us get out, one day, from this infernal cycle of repeating the same mistakes every generation. Although.

Rayna Boyanov: My father used to bring people like you here.

Susan Cooper: Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?

Sin was not created by God; it was created by us when we tried to transform what was inevitable into something subjective. We ceased to see the whole and came to see just one part; and that part is loaded with guilt, rules, good versus evil, and each side thinking it’s right.

Bradley Fine: [Points at Aldo] Is he dangerous?

Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.

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Spy phrases

Elaine Crocker: I must have watched this like fifteen times because what the fuck?! I almost put it up on YouTube.

Susan Cooper: I look like someone’s homophobic aunt!

Raina Boyanov: My father used to bring people like you here.
Susan Cooper: Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?

Flowers teach us that nothing is permanent: not their beauty, not even the fact that they will inevitably wilt, because they will still give new seeds.
Remember this when you feel joy, pain, or sadness.
Everything passes, grows old, dies, and is reborn.

Aldo: [Yelling] Hey, heroic lady! In my country there is a saying about women like you, “Hot as fuck!”,

Susan Cooper: Oh God. Not now, Aldo!

Susan Cooper: I was just checking for the consistency.
[she puts a small piece into her mouth]
Susan Cooper: Mmm.
Rayna Boyanov: You eat like a baby.
Susan Cooper: Thank you.

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Funny spy quotes

Have you ever played a spy? When you follow someone secretly, investigate some cases and reveal the truth, it can be very fun. Read these funny spy quotes and inspire yourself. In fact, if you are curious enough, you will success to find the information you need.

Rick Ford: You’re going to ruin this mission.

Susan Cooper: No, *you’re* going to ruin this mission.

Rick Ford: No, you are.

Susan Cooper: No, you’re going to!

Rick Ford: You… times infinity!

Susan Cooper: I’m the one that’s gonna cut your dick of and glue it to your forehead so you’d look like a limp-dick unicorn. You she be named Sir Bag-o-Dicks. Not Anton
Susan Cooper: I’m the one that’s gonna cut your dick of and glue it to your forehead so you’d look like a limp-dick unicorn. You she be named Sir Bag-o-Dicks. Not Anton.

[Susan orders drones to blow up enemies and allows Fine to escape]

Bradley Fine: Haha, close one! Nice drone work, Coop. I could kiss you!

Susan Cooper: Oh, haha, well I would accept that with an open mouth.

Susan Cooper: Where’d you get a suit?
Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn’t I?

Susan Cooper: [wakes up next to Ford] Aaaaah!

Rick Ford: Oh, stop screaming, you loved it!

[hugs her]

Susan Cooper: Ugh, God.

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Spy quotes

Sometimes, when we feel suspicious about something or someone, we transform into real spies. Read the following spy quotes and you will understand that the life of a real spy is full of adventures and secrecy.

Nancy: I’m very non-physically resourceful. I read a lot of intelligence, I read a lot of poems, and I’ve read all of the ‘Hunger Games’.
Raina Boyanov: How is that helpful?

Susan Cooper: Yes, I’m aware of that. So, why don’t you surprise us with something that we don’t know? Like a delicious bottle of wine.
Casino Waiter: Yes. Right. Um, sorry, I will be back in five minutes, okay?
Susan Cooper: So hard to get good help these days. Don’t you find that? I find that.

Susan Cooper: How long was I out?

Rayna Boyanov: You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.

Susan Cooper: What happened?

Rayna Boyanov: It was all a dream… I’m just kidding. A man’s throat dissolved.

Rayna Boyanov: They’ll give him a talking-to.
[they start walking back into the casino]
Susan Cooper: Seems fair. Maybe dock him a day’s wage.
[Susan hears a shot being fired as Hristo is killed.
Susan Cooper: Or shoot him in the head. That always works.

Susan Cooper: [rides a moped up a ramp] I AM SO BADASS!

[lands in wet cement]”

…it is one thing to get used to something, another to be satisfied.

Love does not obey anyone and will betray those who try to decipher its mystery.

Susan Cooper: I look like someone’s homophobic aunt!

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Famous spy movie quotes

Do you love to watch movies about spy lifestyle? People who do this kind of job are very special. Their life is well-described in many famous movies. Check out the best selection of famous spy movie quotes below.

Susan Cooper: My real name is… Amber Valentine.

Rayna Boyanov: What are you, a porn star?

Rayna Boyanov: It was all a dream. I’m just kidding. A man’s throat dissolved.
Susan Cooper: Sorry, I’m not usually, you know…
[Susan goes to get up but two of Rayna’s men come to help her up]
Susan Cooper: Oh, thank you. That’s…surprisingly polite.

Liars…are people who seek popularity and recognition. Even when faced with truth, they always find a way to escape, coldly repeating what had just been said or blaming the accuser of speaking untruths.

Nancy B. Artingstall: I don’t condone this sexy yet reckless behavior, Susan Cooper!

Elaine Crocker: You might as well cry directly into my mouth.

Elaine Crocker: Susan, I read your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov. I know you’re probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term “thundercunt.”

Pianos should never go out of tune. The true sin is something different than what we’ve been taught; the true sin is living so far removed from absolute harmony. That is more powerful than the truths and lies we tell every day. I.

Susan Cooper: I’m the person who’s going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That’s who the fuck I am.

Susan Cooper: Oh my God, Rayna. Thank God your hair broke your fall.

We are bound to our lives, to our pasts, to the laws of what we consider right or wrong, and suddenly, everything changes. We.

Susan Cooper: And by the way, I can see your gun, unless you’re SO extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!

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