Science Jokes

Do you love science? People, whose life and work connected to any kind of science are very special and they have a very special sense of humor. If one of your friends is a scientist, you should send him one of this hilarious science jokes. Below, you will find the most impressive science puns which you can post online and tag our friends who enjoy science. These jokes can be used as the inspiration for composing creative greeting cards for your friends and colleagues.

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Science jokes

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny.

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?

A: They have all the solutions.

How can you tell a tree is a dogwood tree?
BY ITS BARK!

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.

Referee report: “This paper contains much that is new and much that is true. Unfortunately, that which is true is not new and that which is new is not true.”

What is a cation afraid of?
Dogions.

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Jupiter Scientific cannot guarantee that your joke will appear on one of its webpages; good jokes with an explanation that teaches some science are most likely to be posted.

What kind of hair do oceans have?
WAVY!

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have H2O”. The second one says “I’ll have H2O too”. The second one dies.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says, “I’m sorry, we don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”
The Higgs Boson says, “But how can you have mass without me?”

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
A: Woopea!

Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?

A: Woopea!

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Funny science jokes

People of science are very specific. They are really anti-social. If you have a friend like this and you want to send him a birthday greeting, you should consider these funny science jokes. Why don’t you include these jokes on your card?!

What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree!

Q: Why did Dracula quit grad school?
A: His next-generation sequencing results drove him bat ChIP crazy.

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

A logician’s wife is having a baby. Straight after the birth the doctor hands the baby to the father. The wife asks impatiently, “Is it a boy or a girl?”
The logician replies, “Yes.”

I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb!

Q: Where do mice put their dead to rest?

A: A mouseoleum.

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

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Jokes for nerds

People who are too much into science are called nerds. You can share the following jokes for nerds, which will make all your friends laugh like crazy. Nerds friends are very special, but they are our friends anyways. Never offend such people!

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!

“Home”: The place scientists hope to go when they die. Considered mythical.

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.

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Lab jokes

Do you work in the lab? Well, your colleagues are very specific people. If you want to greet one of them, you should find special jokes for them. The following lab jokes will do the best!

Q: What did the proton tell the electron?
A: Don’t be so negative!

There are 2 types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

If you’re not part of the solution…
You’re part of the precipitate.

Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend?

A: Carbon.

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!

I was reading a book on anti gravity.
I found it difficult to put down.

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater.

Q: Which doctor is the worst seen by his patients?
A: The ophthalmologist.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

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