School Jokes

School years are the funniest. This is the period of gaining new skills and lots of new friends. You learn to communicate with different people and solve many problems. Schoolchildren still enjoy life which has not so many responsibilities comparing to adulthood. Below, we have collected the most memorable school jokes. If you miss your school friends, you can send them these hilarious and very funny school jokes and invite them to a meeting.

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School jokes

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can’t drink and derive…

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?

A: Flying saucers!

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”

David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

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Funny school jokes

Usually, when you are at school, you dream to graduate as soon as possible and enter an adult life. But, once school is over you start to miss it very much. Discover many great back to school jokes, which will bring you many memories.

Q: How do you get straight A’s?

A: By using a ruler!

Q: Why did the knight run around shouting for a can opener?
A: He had a bee in his suit of armour.

Q: What three candies can you find in every school?

A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.

Why won’t the elephant use the computer?….He’s afraid of the mouse!

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
“What is courage?”
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?

A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: What was Camelot?
A: A place where people parked their camels.

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First day of school funny

When you go to school for the first time this is a very emotional day for you as well as for your parents. Do you remember your first day at school? If your child goes to school this year, you should show him or her these the first day of school funny jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead prostitute and school?

A: School still sucks!

Q. How did the ghost teach her class to go through the wall?
A. She went through it over and over.

Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet!

Why is music like a fish?…. they both have scales!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?

A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)

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School jokes for kids

This is a special collection of school jokes for kids. You should definitely share these jokes with your child. This humor is the best for children, as it is so funny and innocent.

Q: How did Vikings communicate?
A: By norse code.

Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.”
Student: “In future tense, You will go to jail.”

Q: When do astronauts eat?

A: At launch time!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?… Nothing. It just shuts up.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead prostitute and school?

A: School still sucks!

Q: Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A: He wanted the lesson to be very clear.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

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Student jokes

Being a student is the best experience ever. This is the most memorable period of life for sure. If you want to send something funny to your mates, you should check these student jokes.

Q: How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?

A: E-clipse it!

Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!

Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

A: LMAYO

Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

Father to son after exam: “Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

A: Bookworms.

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Funny teacher jokes

The teacher’s day is coming. Would you like to greet your favorite teacher? Below, you will find a lot of funny teacher jokes. These jokes should be included on your greeting card. Your teacher will be deeply touched.

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Student: I suspect it’s around Hadrian’s garden…

Q: What kind of school do you find on a mountain top?

A: Heights school.

Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!

Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.

Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?

A: It always went back four seconds.

Q: Who is your best friend at school?
A: Your princi-PAL.

Q: How did the geography student drown?

A: His grades were below C-level.

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School appropriate jokes

School is the place where you have fun, but you should take care what kind of jokes to tell. These school appropriate jokes are the best what you can find. Share these jokes online and tag your friends and teachers.

Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: Because it was below C level.

Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I don’t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil.

In college, my freshman-year roommate was in ROTC and came from a long line of military men. Trask (his last name) used that 
heritage to lord it over me. But I had the last laugh.

One night, he returned to the dorm in his perfectly pressed 
uniform, his newly acquired name tag in his hand. Reluctantly, he showed it to me. In large gold letters was printed: TRASH.”

“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
“Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
“But why don’t you want to go today?”
“Because our English teacher died yesterday!”

Q: What is a chalkboard’s favorite drink?

A: hot chalk-olate!

Boy: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
Mother: What was that?
Boy: My homework.

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School appropriate jokes

For Martin Luther King Day, 
I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place. One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

Knock knockout?… Who is there?,,Daisy…Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: “”HIJKLMNO””!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Rubber-band — because it streches.

What kind of school do you go to if you’re…
…an ice cream man? Sundae school.
…a giant? High school.
…a surfer? Boarding school.
…King Arthur? Knight school.

Q. Which bet can’t be won?
A. Alphabet.

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Education jokes

Are you searching for nice and appropriate education jokes? Here is the best collection for you and your mates. You can send these jokes even to your teacher. Bring back the sweetest moments alive.

Q: 
Who were the Bolsheviks?

A: A Russian ballet company.

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pond?
A: To test the waters.

Q: What happened when the teacher tied everyones laces together?

A: They went on a class trip.

Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?…They don’t have the guts.

I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but 
I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?

A: Mobius Dick.

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

A: To reach the high notes.

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