Are you searching for special jokes to entertain yourself and your friends? Discover one of the biggest selections of redneck jokes. This humor is awesome. If you want to post funny jokes on Facebook, you will not find better content than this one. These jokes are fresh and you can be sure your friends and subscribers have never heard them before.

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What do rednecks call ductape? Chrome.

One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted?

Q: What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y’all… Watch this!

Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?

A: Hey y’all.. Watch this!

How do you tell a redneck is married? There are tobacco spits on either side of his pickup truck.

Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A: A Fire Cracker!

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
Deer balls, they’re under a buck.

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Hillbilly jokes

Do you want to make all your Facebook friends laugh like crazy? Post the following hillbilly jokes on your wall and see the result. If your friends have a good sense of humor, these jokes will be much appreciated.

Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy
A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy

A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
A: Anyone else would have called it a “teethbrush”.

Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

Redneck: “My girl broke up with me… at least she said we could still be cousins.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a redneck!

Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee? Everyone there has the same DNA.

Q: How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
A: In both cases, somebody’s gonna lose a trailer!

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Southern jokes

Are you a big fan of southern jokes? Get ready to laugh a lot after reading these awesome jokes. It is simply impossible to stay indifferent to this kind of humor. If your friend feels blue, just send him one of these jokes and any sign of bad mood will vanish.

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow?
A: She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented by a Redneck?
Anyone else would have called it a ‘teethbrush’.

Redneck: Help! My buddy fell out of the deer stand I think; I think he might be dead.
911: Sir, please calm down; can you make sure he’s not alive?
Redneck: Yea, just a sec. *gunshot* Ok, he’s dead, now what?

Q: What Happens When Southern People Can’t Talk Anymore?

A: They Go Through Withdrawal.

How can you tell if a Redneck is married?
There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Dirty redneck jokes

Have you even read one of these dirty redneck jokes? They are so fun you can’t even imagine. Do not forget to post these fabulous jokes on social networks to boost the mood of all your friends. This content is exclusively for adults, so be careful with whom you share these jokes.

Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Did you see the reality show where southern women do charity work? It’s called “Saved by the Belle”.

Q. Why do ducks fly over Arlington upside down?

A. There’s nothing worth craping on!

What did the redneck say before he died?
“Watch this! Hold my beer.”

Two Reasons why it’s so hard to solve a redneck murder:
Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.

What do you call an European Orgy? A snowball What do you call a Black Orgy? Mud Wrestling What do you call a Southern Orgy? FAMILY REUNION!

Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?
Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.

Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

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