One Liner Jokes

A good joke is the best medicine for depression. If you are in a bad mood, these one liner jokes will save your life. Read all these one line jokes and you will understand everything by yourself. These jokes most of the people love. They are simply awesome. If you want to cheer your good friend, just send him one of these jokes. You will see, this kind of jokes will boost the mood straight away.

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One liner jokes

Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way.

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

My husband’s penis is like a semi colon. I can’t remember what it’s for and I never use it anyway.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”

I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.

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Short one liner jokes

Explore the most creative short one liner jokes. This set of jokes is really impressive. Every single joke is unique and funny in its own way.

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

If Snapchat has taught me anything it’s that a lot of you females look better as farm animals.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers so I just stared at him until he apologized.

I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no-one will do it.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

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Funny one liners

Do you want to send a nice joke to your good friend? Check out these awesome funny one liners. They are fun, creative and very different from the rest of jokes you have ever heard before. Your friend will definitely love these funny one liner jokes.

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk.

Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction.

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought “Dogs are easily amused”, then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

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Funny jokes for adults one liners

Discover the best funny jokes for adults one liners. This collection will impress both you and your best friends. After reading these jokes, there will be no sign of your bad mood or stress.

What’s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Luke Skywalker is my favorite hero that looks 100 percent prepared to figure skate at all times.

Yesterday I took laxatives and Viagra at the same time. I didn’t know if I was coming or going.

I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs. He wasn’t happy.

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.

If I discovered a new animal I’d call it a Quorn to mess with vegetarians.

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One liner comedians

Check out what awesome one liner comedians we have prepared for you! Such jokes you have never heard before. Surprise your good friends sharing this exclusive humor.

Drama: a word boring people use 
to describe fun people.

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.

Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season.

I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn’t cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven “ate” nine.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let him be the period.

Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.

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