Get ready to read the most impressive nerd jokes. If you have a friend who is too much addicted to computers and gaming, you should send him the following computer puns. If your friend has a good sense of humor, you will laugh a lot together. The following jokes are the best for posting on social networks. They are fun, creative and unique.
How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Q: How can you tell if a computer geek is an extrovert?
A: They stare at your shoes when you talk instead of their own.
Where does bad light end up?
Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?
A: They’re too possessive.
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
Q: Why can’t cats work on the computer?
A: They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
There are two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Funny nerd jokes
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I must say it is really inconvenient sometimes that English lacks a word to concisely express “exclusive or”. I guess on the plus side we get to enjoy outstanding jokes like this.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.
How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to hold the light bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
“Oh Bunsen, my flame,” the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you,”
The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”
Barium walks into a bar and reacts violently with alcohol.
Do you have geek friends? Well, if they are cool and understand good jokes, they will enjoy the following geek jokes. These computer geek funny jokes are the best! Some people are very good in working with computers. They have a special way of thinking and even behaving. Most people do not understand them and consider to be very wierd and antisocial.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies: “For you, no charge”.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes.”
Don’t interfere with my daughters dammit!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
You have stolen my Einstein joke. It is now your duty to carry the torch and post it in every thread requiring a nerdy joke!
Computer dirty jokes
If you like jokes about geeks, you will love our big selection of computer dirty jokes. They are very hot and funny. These kind of jokes are only for adults, that is why to should be careful posting these jokes online.
Have you heard about the sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.
Gold walks into a bar. The bartender says “A u, get outta here”.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Why did the programmer die in the shower? The shampoo bottle said: “Wash, rinse, repeat.”
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net on a 14.4k dial up connection.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
Have you heard about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.
What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?
“Where on Earth have you been?!”
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