Napolean Dynamite Quotes

Napoleon Dynamite is a very famous American comedy. Young people love watching it because it is extremely funny. If you have seen these series, most probably you remember a lot of funny sayings. You can refresh them by reading the following selection of hilarious Napolean Dynamite quotes. If your friends know these series, they will appreciate if you share these funny quotes on social networks. If you have nothing to do, you should invite your best friends and watch these series at home. Your evening will be filled with laughter and good mood.

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Napolean Dynamite quotes

Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite:
I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.

Trisha:
Yeah… it’s really… neat.

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?

Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!

It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

Pedro & Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro It’s a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite Dang! You got shocks, pegs… lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin’ chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… *all day*. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon Dynamite: What?

Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

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Funny Napoleon Dynamite quotes

If you want to watch something funny, you should stop your choice on the famous American series Napoleon Dynamite. Check out these super funny Napoleon Dynamite quotes and already after reading these quotes, your mood will be much better. These series should be watched with your friends, like this you will laugh a lot and will have a wonderful time together.

Napoleon Dynamite:
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Trisha:
I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.

Trisha:
It’s hanging in my *bedroom*.

Napoleon Dynamite:
Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.

Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick!
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick!

Napoleon Dynamite:
I caught you a delicious bass.

Napoleon Dynamite:
Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer:
Do they have what?

Napoleon Dynamite:
Large talons.

Farmer:
I don’t understand a word you just said.

Deb: I’m trying to earn money for college.

Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.

Grandma:
How was school?

Napoleon Dynamite:
The worst day of my life, what do you think?

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Napoleon Dynamite skills quote

It is very difficult to find a funnies movies than Napoleon Dynamite. Just reading this impressive Napoleon Dynamite skills quote will make you smile and can you imagine how much you will laugh after watching all the series?

Napoleon Dynamite: I don’t even have any skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.

Kip: Dangit!

Deb I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip(from the background) Your mom goes to college.

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?

Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.

Don:
Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite:
I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don:
Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite:
Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don:
What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite:
A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?”

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip!

Napoleon Dynamite:
So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?

Pedro:
Yes.

Napoleon Dynamite:
So, you got my back and everything, right?

Pedro:
What?

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?

Farmer: Do they have what?

Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.

Farmer: I don’t understand a word you just said.

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