Most Offensive Jokes

Discover the most offensive jokes. These jokes are hilarious. If you are sure that your friends will understand this kind of humor, you should not hesitate and share these impressive offensive jokes. It is true they sound offensive, but they are so funny. They make people like like crazy. Do not be afraid to offend people, the make completely opposite effect.

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Offensive jokes

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.

What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 5,999,995 in the ashtray

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding… He still hasn’t unwrapped his present.

A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, “Dad am I more black or Jewish?”
“Why do you ask?”, says the Dad.
The boy says, “Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can’t decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just steal it.”

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don’t. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

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Fucked up jokes

Are you tired of most of the jokes? This time you will discover something new and special. Read these fucked up jokes and you will understand that this kind of humor can’t be compared t anything else. Do not forget to share these jokes with your friends.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

I don’t understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he’s black and all, but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

I like my women like I like my cigars; 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t be stupid, feminists can’t change anything.

Q: What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A: I don’t ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.

So I suggested to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Say what you want about the holocaust…

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Offensive racist jokes

In this collection, you will find a lot of offensive racist jokes. Well, if you are not afraid to offend your friends, you should let them read these offensive racist jokes. They are simply hilarious.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid’s first birthday?

I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!

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Funny offensive jokes

Offensive jokes are usually the funniest. If you do not believe, just check out these funny offensive jokes. Your good friends will love them.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

What’s the hardest part about shooting an unarmed black man?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.

What is the KKK’s favorite blend of coffee?

Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?

A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

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Offensive black jokes

This is true that there are many jokes about black people. However, this collection of offensive black jokes is something new. This kind of jokes you will not find on other similar websites.

How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What’s pink and bubbly and scratches at the glass? Baby in a microwave.

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’ll hate it as an adult.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doberman in a playground.

Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t.

Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?

A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex? The 9-year-old girl in my basement.

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