Mexican Jokes

If you really want to explore a Mexican culture you should read these traditional mexican jokes. However, in this collection, you will find a lot of racist mexican jokes. They are fun as well. If you have Mexican friends and they have good humor, you can send them these jokes about mexicans. Laughing together will make your friendship stronger, even if you come from a different world.

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Mexican jokes

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car? A: Carlos!

A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series:
“Look, how much he loves her…”
“Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?”

You can call it a ‘blind spot for racism’ or ‘lazy,’ but you are wrong,” said Schumer. “It is a joke and it is funny. I know that because people laugh at it

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican? A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers.

What’s Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco.

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Funny mexican jokes

Mexican people are awesome. Their culture and country are amazing. If you work with Mexican people or you have Mexican friends, you will enjoy reading these unique funny mexican jokes. These jokes will help you understand funny mexican people much better.

What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.

Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

A mexican guy goes to a baseball game and has to sit infront of an obstructed view seat for the entire thing. After the game, his buddy finds out about the seat and says “Wow man I’m totally sorry – were you able to enjoy the game?”. Mexican friend says “Are you kidding?! Everyone is so nice an considerate! The second the game started the entire crowd asked me “Jose can you see?”

What’s Mexicans favorite video game.
Borderlands.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer? A: Arriba McEntire.

If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

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Racist mexican jokes in spanish

If you can speak Spanish language, you will enjoy all these racist mexican jokes in spanish. Well, racism is a shame of our modern society, but these jokes will help you reverse the situation in a more positive way.

This Mexican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building and this Texan sees him. After the Mexican is done the Texan bloke asks him, “How come you Mexicans don’t wash your hands after you pee?”
The Mexican smiles, “Senior, we Mexicans don’t pee in our hands…”

What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.

I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it’s hard to understand him – he speaks with a Hyundai Accent!

Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? A: Because there is no tres-passing.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican’t.

*Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

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Dirty mexican jokes

Jokes about Mexican people are always very funny. Have a look at these dirty mexican jokes. They will make you laugh in a moment.

A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

          A Prison Break.

Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? A: Baked Beans.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.

*Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel.

*Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the Beaner pushing it.

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Hispanic racist joke

Well, no one says that posting racist jokes about Mexican people is a good idea, but just have a glance at these hispanic racist joke. They are hilarious!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

*Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

Q: What do you call two Mexican FireFighting brothers? A: Hose A and Hose B.

Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards.

What’s a mexicans favorite book store?

How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.

Why doesn’t Mexico compete in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.

Q: Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A: Cause nobody will look for them?

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