Are you good at math? Many students do not like this subject at school. However, math is a very logical subject. You just have to take it as a special language. Try to understand the main principle and you will become the expert in math. But, if it still does not work for you, just read the following math jokes and do not stress yourself. You can also share these math puns with your friends just before your math exam. This will help to make it easier and with a smile.
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river… It was 3 feet deep on average.
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
A: His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”
“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never remember the name.”
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol.
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn’t care.
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
Q: Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub?
A: Because he is 2 square.
Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?
A: Snappy answers.
Most schoolchildren and college students hate algebra. It is true this subject is not the easiest, but if you understand the main principle, you will manage to pass the exam. Do not take it too emotional. Stress will not help you. Read these algebra jokes and try to cheer yourself up.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
A: “What is the integral of 1/cabin?”
B: “log cabin.”
A: “Nope, houseboat–you forgot the C.”
Hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep on average.
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different.
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!
Q: How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?
A: Neither has real roots.
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer.
Do you have a math exam soon? Make sure that you are well-prepared, but do not stress yourself too much. When you worry too much, you will mess everything. Just relax reading these awesome calculus jokes and everything will be fine.
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.
There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?
A: Because of all the natural logs.
Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: she gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that has already been solved.
Math teacher jokes
We all remember our math classes and teacher on this subject. Let’s be honest, they are very special people. These math teacher jokes will remind you sweet school and college times. Do not forget to share these jokes with your mates.
Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He’ll work for pi.
Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
A topologist is a person who doesn’t know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm.
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, “That’s all you’re giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?” The bartender says, “Come on guys. Know your limits.”
What subject do you hate? Many students will give the answer that this is geometry. Well, if you one of them and you have a geometry exam soon, you will enjoy reading the following geometry jokes.
Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?
I’ll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed… that’s a bit cocky.
Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths.
“I’m sorry, I can’t,” she said. “I already cut it in half.”
Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avacado’s Number.
The final exam of trigonometry will be very soon. Do you feel confident enough to pass it? Everything will be fine. Just try to relax in order not to mess up all that you have learned. Read these trigonometry jokes and share them with your mates.
Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
A: Because you should never drink and derive.
A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why did the polynomial plant die?
A: Its roots were imaginary.
Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”.
Old trigonometricians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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