Nowadays, people are not afraid to confess that they are gay or lesbian. People with nontraditional sexual orientation have their rights. But in the society there are still many people who do not accept such people and their way of living. It is up to you how to take this social issue. The best way is to look at this issue positively and with a good humor. We have prepared for you an impressive selection of the best lesbian quotes and saying. You can use the following lesbian quotes to make jokes or to express your thoughts regarding this issue.
Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun.
Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a
He’s a she — and ‘she’ is amazing.
Men often say, ‘Women! Who could ever understand them?’
Don’t ask a lesbian for the answer.
All you’ll get is a sympathetic nod.
Every gay and lesbian person who has been lucky enough to survive the turmoil of growing up is a survivor. Survivors always have an obligation to those who will face the same challenges.
Tell her how amazing she looks, how she makes you feel and how she turns you on. Women love to be told they’re beautiful and sexy.
A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination,
the doctor says, ‘Why, it’s immaculate in here! What do you
do to keep yourself so hygenic?
The woman responds, ‘I have a woman in twice a week.
Funny lesbian quotes and sayings
What is your personal opinion when people have nontraditional sexual orientation? We have added a lot of funny lesbian quotes and sayings, which aim to look at this issue positively and with a smile. People are different and we all have our right to live according to our feelings.
The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native American, the small farmer, the businessperson, the environmentalist, the peace activist, the young, the old, the lesbian, the gay and the disabled make up the American quilt.
Lesbihonest… From pitch perfect.
Love is a wild fire that cannot be contained by any mere element known to man.
A super masculine lesbian who tends to drive trucks or other machinery.
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
Sometimes I’d rather kiss another girl than I would some random guy I don’t know,” she said in the past. They smell pretty, they have cute lip balm on. Emily is quite the player on the show, so it’s always fun.
I miss you. I want to kiss you. Touch you. Feel you…Right now
Everyone is their own kind of lesbian. To think there’s a certain way to dress or present yourself in the world is just one more stereotype we have to fit into.
Lesbian relationship quotes
People who are in nontraditional relationships will enjoy the following lesbian relationship quotes. This is an awesome collection where you will definitely find something interesting for yourself and your partner.
Cuddling, snuggling, smiling, laughing and kissing: all the things I want to do when thinking of you.
When your parents object to your love it can feel like they just don’t understand. It can be confusing and upsetting. You love your parents but your relationship is important to you as well. If you are in a good and loving relationship you will do whatever it takes to protect it, even go against your parents.
Role-playing is a good time to experiment with talking dirty. You’re the dirty plumber who’s come to fix the leaky faucet. Use a plumber’s vocabulary, not your social worker self.
I’m happy to say that I’m a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don’t want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.
Everybody’s journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
A lesbian who’s never been with a man (a sometimes rare but worthy find).
Holy fuck, I am thinking about you a lot.
It is very, very, very difficult for an American actor who wants a film career to be open about his sexuality. And even more difficult for a woman if she`s lesbian. It`s very distressing to me that that should be the case. The film industry is very old fashioned in California.
Cute lesbian love quotes
Love is beautiful. Your feelings can’t be kept secret all the time. You can express your love with the help of these cute lesbian love quotes, which we have just added.
It will always be you, for the rest of my life and beyond.
The more you love,the more love you have to give.It’s the only feeling we have which is infinite…
Straighteners don’t work. I’ve been using one for two weeks and I’m still a lesbian.
If homosexuality is a disease, lets all call in queer to work ‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer’.
Be honest with them about how you feel. They may never like your partner but they can come to accept your relationship.
If you’re not sure what to say, describe what you’re doing to her. “Baby, I am touching you …. Then I’m going to … And I can’t wait to….”
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
Everyone wants to hear I Love You but what they want more is for it to be true when you say it.
Take a step back and ask yourself if the relationship is really worth all the drama it is causing. Chances are good the answer will be no and your problem will solve itself.
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