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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
Neither. They both eat out.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Q: What do you call two lesbians on their period?
A: Finger Painting.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men.
How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call 7 lesbians with guns? A: Militia Etheridge
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don’t have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes.
Beckon with your finger. When she approaches, gently and sincerely say, “If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with my whole body.”
When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don”t do dick!
Q: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a lesbian?
A: You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Q: What does Santa get a lesbian for Christmas? A: A new carpet to munch on.
Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
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Why did the lesbo stick a potato up her vagina?
So her girlfriend could enjoy some chips with her fish.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
My dildo doesn’t work properly. Now it’s a dilDON’T.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
I went to Home Depot to pick up a stud finder. Now I’m dating a butch lesbian.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: “I’ll see you next month.”
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Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the dykee? A: It has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off.
What do Polish lesbians use for a lubricant?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
To cure a lesbian with a sore throat, give her LGBTea.
Q: What do you call a lesbian’s closet? A: A lick-her cabinet.
What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.
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Why did the lesbian build a shelf?
To hold her shoulders.
Q: Did anybody hear about that new cough medicine for lesbians? A: Dyquil!!
Q: What’s the most important question on the minds of Alaskan lesbians?
A: What would ya do for a Klondyke bar?
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy?
A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Queer Italians eat LEZ-agna for every meal (but no meatballs).
Q: What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else? A: a brand new carpet to munch on.
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