Knock Knock Jokes

Are you searching for fresh and funny jokes? Discover a very impressive collection of knock knock jokes. These jokes will make your day more positive. You can use these jokes to cheer up your best friends and even colleagues in the office. Using the following jokes you will create a positive atmosphere around you in a moment.

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Knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?”

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go for a swim.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!

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Funny knock knock jokes

Check out a lot of new funny knock knock jokes. These jokes are hilarious. We can bet you have never seen something like this before. This is a very specific humor which your friends will love.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I smell mop.

I smell mop who?

Ew.

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Knock knock jokes for kids

When you pick u jokes for children, you should be very careful. These knock knock jokes for kids are the best what you can find online. They sound very funny and they are innocent.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben Hur.

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

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Knock knock jokes for adults

Nowadays, it is not a problem to find jokes for adults, but it can be a problem to find something unique. Read these knock knock jokes for adults and you will find what you need.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stupid.

Stupid who?

Stupid you, that’s who.

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Parton!

Parton who?

Parton my French!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

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Dirty knock knock jokes

These dirty knock knock jokes are exclusively for adults. They are very hot and funny. Share these jokes with your sweetheart and a hot evening is guaranteed.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Kahn. Khan who? Khan-dom broke! I hope you’re on the pill!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy the rack on that babe just now?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or what?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toodle.
Toodle who?
Bye, bye!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana fuck your brains out.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom every time?

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