Jewish Jokes

If you like jew jokes you must see this collection. All jewish jokes are hilarious and super funny. You will entertain all your good friends by posting them online. Reading these jokes you will understand Jewish people better. They are very special people which old traditions and unique culture. You can share these jokes on Facebook and laugh together with your friends.

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Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?

What is faster than sound?
– A Jew eating at a buffet.

Q: What’s the definition of a queer Jew? A: Someone that likes girls more than money.

Why do Jews have such big noses?
– Because the air is free.

Marilyn Monroe, on being served matzo-ball soup:

“Isn’t there any other part of the matzo you can eat?”

Why are all Jewish synagogues round?
– So that they can not hide in the corners when the guard is making his round.

Why were gentiles invented?
Somebody has to pay retail.

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Racist jew jokes

Get ready to read awesome racist jew jokes. If you like a spicy humor, these racist jokes about jews are what you can’t miss. By posting this kind of jokes you may offend some of your friends, that is why you should be careful not to hurt people you love.

Q: Why were gentiles invented? A: Somebody has to pay retail.

Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: Hebrews it.

My wife and I did the Jewish divorce custom where we took a broken glass and we put it back together.

I used to work for a Jewish pet shop.
They were always making sure that no rabbis had accidentally hopped into my bag when I was leaving.

What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”

Q: What do you call a potato that picks on Jews? A: a dicTATER.

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Dirty racist jokes

Dirty humor is the best. Check out these impressive dirty racist jokes. Well, maybe it is not the best idea to spread these jokes online, but you can share these jokes in private messages.

Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.

Hitler maybe killed 6 000 000 Jews, but he really saved the History Channel.

Q: What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?
A: A Jew.

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish troll? A: His name was Rumpled Foreskin.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

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Funny jew jokes

Most jokes about Jews are very offensive and people take them as racism. However, these funny jew jokes are different. They will not hurt anyone. Just laugh together and do not divide people by their nationality and religious beliefs.

Why are Jewish men circumcised?
– Because Jewish women do not want to touch anything which has not got a 20% deduction.

Why don’t people mug Jews on Yom Kippur?
Dey fast.

Q: Would you believe the Flinstones were Jewish? A: Yabba Dabba Jew!

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It’s got ten seats inside.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

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Black jew jokes

Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.

Q: What do you call a Jewish kid in a hat? A: Fedorable.

What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

Q: What was Hitler’s favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.

I don’t see what was so clever about that,” Hitler snapped. “He just happened to have one in stock!

Q: What do you call an Israeli cage fighter? A: Jew Jitsu.

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Mexican jews joke

Jewish people live all over the world. If you have Jewish friends who are not obsessed with racism, you can show them these mexican jews joke. They are so unique and extremely funny.

Q: Why did the jew soundproof his house?
A: So his kids couldn’t hear the ice cream truck.

Two Jews are walking through a neighborhood one evening when they notice they are being followed by a pair of hoodlums.
“David,” say his friend, “we better get out of here. There are two of them, and we’re alone!”

How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.

How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof.

Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, ‘What are you doing there?’ ‘We are waiting for our parents.’

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Offensive jew jokes

Are you pissed off about Jewish people? Well, you are not the only one. Read these offensive jew jokes and get rid of your tension.

Q: Why don’t Jews trust Germans? A: Because the first time they did nazi that coming.

What happens to a jewish man if he walks into a wall with a full erection? He breaks his nose.

Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.

What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden

How many Zionists does it take to replace a light bulb?
Four: One to stay home and convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in and a fourth to proclaim that the entire Jewish people stands behind their actions.

Surprised the classic hasn’t been posted yet.
How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Who’s the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.

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