Discover a lot of stunning insulting jokes. If you like to tease your friends you can send them the following insulting jokes. If your best friends has a good sense of humor, these insult jokes will make him or her laugh like a crazy beast. Insulting can be not offensive at all. At the same time, if you are mad at someone and want to send something to express your feelings, such jokes are what you need right now.

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Can you finish up your life story? I got an appointment at four.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You’re a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare when you show any.

Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”
Kid 1: “As if.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”
Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”
Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

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Check out a fabulous selection of funny insulting jokes. Do our friends have a good sense of humor? If they do not take everything too close to their heart, they will love these funny insult jokes. Teasing each other can be very fun, but try never to touch the feelings of people you love. If you really want to insult a person you do not like, these kind of content will be very efficient.

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

You’re like school in the summertime – no class.

You’re the reason they invented double doors!

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves!

Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing.

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Jokes on friends insults

Good friends love to insult each other. You know each other for years and you feel very comfortable in front of each other. Make your friendship relationships even closer by sharing these stunning jokes on friends insults. Insults can be taken differently. They may people laugh and cry, that is why always pay attention on people’s feelings.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?

Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?”
Candidate: “Honesty.”
Interviewer: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Candidate: “I don’t give a f*ck what you think.”

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.

You shouldn’t play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.

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