Funny Racist Jokes

It goes without saying racism is the biggest shame of our civilized society. But let’s be honest, we all like to read the such funny racist jokes. There is nothing bad behind them: no hate, no judgment or any other negative emotions. They just help us look at the problem of racism from a different point of view, which is funny and humorous. The most important is that the following racist jokes do not generate hate between people.

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Racist jokes

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Why can’t two Asian’s have a white baby? Because two Wong’s don’t make a white!

What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.

Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”.
I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.

What do you call a black person running down a hill? Prison break.

If the koreans cannot do it, they will tell you that they won do it.

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Racist jokes about jews

Well, to be honest, it is not nice to post jokes bout jews, but if you read the following racist jokes about jews, you will find them super funny. The following jokes can be spread between your close friends who are able to understand this kind of humor.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour.

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

What’s the difference between an apple and a black man?
The apple still looks delicious when it’s hanging.

Give a Nigerian a fish he’ll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince and start e-mailing people.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter.

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Racist mexican jokes

If you are not afraid to get a reputation of a racist, then you can’t miss the following racist mexican jokes. These jokes are the funniest you have ever seen.

What do I say if a Mexican walks by me and daddy? Say “Here are the tacos.”

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It’s not there.

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, “Get down!” they would all start dancing.

There’s a black and a Mexican in a car, who’s driving? The Cop.

Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious

What do you call a Black Wizard? A Negromancer.

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.

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White racist jokes

Usually, we are used to read racist jokes about jews or black people, but this collection of white racist jokes will impress you even more.

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a black man with red teeth? Knight rider.

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

What if Mexico builds a wall and so does Canada and rest of the world chip in for a roof?

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

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Racist asian jokes

Do you like racist asian jokes? In such a case you have the best samples you have ever seen online. Spread them online to make your close friends laugh.

God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste…copy paste…

Why do blacks smell?
So blind people can hate them too.

I’ll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed… that’s a bit cocky.

Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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