Do you like to tease your best friends? Below you will find a lot of funny insulting names. You will definitely discover any new ideas, which will make everyone laugh. Sending this funny insult you will not offend your best friend, but just tease him or her a bit.
Funny insulting names
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, who has reason to believe she is every man’s eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.
Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
Someone who lives in a village and is considered stupid or crazy by the other people that live there
You’re old enough to remember when emojis were called “hieroglyphics.”
Then she told me I wasn’t driving as badly as I did last time she rode with me. What a mediocrement.
My favorite insult for debate. Especially for a certain ass cap on my team who just loves being a pain in my neck. Whoever thought of this comment deserves to be a billionaire.
An insulting word for someone who is not good at doing physical things or who is considered stupid. This word is mainly used by children.
I don’t engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
Insults for girls
Below you will discover one of the funniest collection of insults for girls. These names are so funny and at the same time they are not offensive at all. Just make sure that your best friend has a good sense of humor.
You’re such a douchenoggin!
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
An impolite word for an annoying or stupid person.
I’m going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I’ve heard so far.
It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
These mashed potatoes are really lumpy.
It is very easy to become a superman, you just have to change the sequence of clothes while wearing.
This is genius… Pure genius… I have to use this the next time I see someone I hate.
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Oh, and he’s originally from New York so if there’s any good New York slang I don’t know… that might totally shock him if I threw that out.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
What do you mean you don’t want to get your hands dirty? Don’t be such a Beiber.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes… or maybe even tomorrow! LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius.
Anything vulgar plus “wad” is solid; phlegmwad, taintwad, GlennBeckwad.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
When you are angry at someone, you can use the following rude insults to show your disrespect. You can be sure a person will understand you straight away.
I drove two hours out of my way just to avoid having to talk to my deadshit ex.
Laugh out loud I used this comeback on a girl and she got offended badly she went crying to her mommy any way love THE COMEBACK.
I would reserve Dickless piece of shit for special occasions, but I have to include it because it’s my favorite such insult.
I think you press “0” to be connected with customer service because that’s the amount of help they give you.
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
This is serious I’ll use this one aww the person is gonna die when he hears this.
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Here in NYC , 3 favorite insults “jerk, moron and idiot.” Calling someone a “tourist” is a major insult especially if they live in NYC. So, if your friend is being naive or clueless call him a tourist.
I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Calling any family member something related to tits just makes me feel weird inside.
That’s awesome, def gotta use this one… Best ever.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Also, shoe, hump and skel are slang insults I’ve never heard outside NYC.
Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
Short people insults
Is insulting people is your specialty? Then you can’t miss the following short people insults. These insults are very short but they give a long-lasting effect.
I call children that annoy me Fucklets.
You’re so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
This is amazing I really need to try this on my enemy because she is really ugly and I mean it.
Two of my favorites, that I learned from Metafilter, are “Douchetruck” and the awesomely redundant “assbutt”.”
Me and my bro call each other “Django” like ” whatsap ma’ django?” Or “Django please” I’m pretty sure that’s offensive.
It is not so difficult to insult a person, but you can do it differently with your own style. Explore the most creative insulting names you have ever heard.
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re-mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere!
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
I can’t believe I stepped in some Bill O’Reilly. If you need me, I’ll be outside scraping off my shoes.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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