Romantic relationships are so beautiful. Two people love and take care about each other with all their tenderness. If you want to send something sweet to your girlfriend in the morning, you should check the following funny good morning quotes. This is a good way to create a sincere and humorous message. Your second half will be very touched and happy to receive such a sweet message. This is the key to make the whole day very cheerful. Just watch this selection and choose the items you like most of all.
Funny good morning quotes
Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.
The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.
Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.
Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.
Good morning jokes
Well, not all morning are so good. If you had a party last night, most probably you feel a bit exhausted. Even if your morning is not super easy, the following good morning jokes will cheer you up a bit. You can share these jokes with your friends with whom you had party last night.
My boss called me into his office “why do i hear you talking when there is still work to be done” he shouted …. i said “because you have ears”.
Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ’Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ’Good God, morning’!
Could you do me a favor?
Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then
ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!
I’have just given u a hug!
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now its the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.
No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u’ll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy! Good Morning!
Funny good morning pictures
How do you feel this morning? Discover a lot of awesome funny good morning pictures and maybe you will recognize yourself or your friend on them. Anyways, these are fabulous pictures to start your new day in a good mood. They are even more efficient than painkillers. Do not hesitate to send these pictures to your friends!
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of a day.
Most Happiest Moment:
Its when you wake up in half sleep,
look at the clock & find that you still have some more HOURS to sleep..
The world doesnot need more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.
Funny good morning images
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