If you like to make jokes and to tease your friends, the following collection of freaky quotes is the best what you can find. Using these funny quotes you will easily compose funny greeting cards, teasing messages and impress all your friends with your specific sense of humor. It is so fun to have these quotes and compose funny jokes. You and your friends will have lots of fun together.

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You’re my ideal woman because you’re a freak in bed, a chef in the kitchen, a psychologist during tough times and a goddess at work. I can’t be happy enough to be your man.

Freaky things happen all the time in the world. I suppose everything has to happen for the first time at some point.

“They thought to use and shame me but I win out by nature, because a true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born.”

I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!

The best morning for me is to wake up next to you feeling that you are horny.

I was always the freaky Asian girl who drew these weird-looking Barbie dolls in class.

“The problem is normal was’nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.”

I do believe in ghosts. Freaky things will happen, and I’m like, ‘The wind didn’t do that! Some spirit did’.

Freaky Girl Quotes

If you want to impress your girlfriend and make her laugh like crazy, you should see the following freaky girl quotes. This humor is terrific and it will leave indifferent absolutely no one. Using these jokes and funny quotes you will generate very funny content for social networks. This is also a way to make your sad friend smile and boost the mood.

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I’m a shy girl, but when I am together with you, when I feel your skin, all I want is to be freaky!

I’m ultimately a widow and a single mother, who’s not even getting to be a mother right now. I am so alone, it’s freaky.

“Everybody has a second personality, it may possess and make you do whatever it likes.”

Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.

Every beauty needs a beast, as well as every freaky girl, needs her gentleman. I’ve found mine.

I love watching a good, freaky horror movie. I love it. It’s one of my favorite things to do, to go and see at the cinema. Just to tune out and be freaked out.

“Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.”

It’s very freaky in Chicago.There’s something in the water there, I don’t know what it is. But the actual word Chicago means, in the Indian language, garlic. It was just garlic and mosquitoes there.And that is the roughest city on the planet, and I been to every place in the world.

Freaky Love Quotes

Usually, love messages are very sentimental and romantic. But you can do something extraordinary and send one of these terrific freaky love quotes to your sweetheart. Use these jokes just to tease each other and bring a bit of game into your relationships.

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My breath made you quiver, can you imagine what you will feel when I kiss you from head to toe?

In the Arctic, things are already getting freaky. Temperatures have warmed three times faster than the global average.

“A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.”

I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.

I suffer from insomnia and depression. Psychologists and training don’t help me. I know only one cure that can help me. It is sex with you. Wild, insane, all night long.

A lot of what inspired many musicians is celebrating differences, and people relate to that – more people feel like the unpopular, freaky one than the one in the in-crowd.

“When someone says “don’t freak,” wouldn’t a person think that maybe they should freak?”

I love watching a good, freaky horror movie. I love it. It’s one of my favorite things to do, to go and see at the cinema. Just to tune out and be freaked out.

Funny Freaky Quotes

There is no better remedy for your bad mood than these fabulous funny freaky quotes. Just read these quotes you will even forget why you had a bad mood just a few minutes ago. These quotes are awesome.

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Your touch makes the Earth turn around, your kisses melt me away and give me the courage to meet another day.

I once looked over the shoulder of a friend on Facebook and it looked like hieroglyphs to me. There’s merit online, of course, but social media gets super freaky. Imagine if three generations from now, people online have forgotten what date or day of the week it is.

I was born into a Greek family, and it was instilled in me not only to be passionate about the culture but also to be freaky loyal.

“In this bubble of time, I wasn’t a freak and he wasn’t a bully, and we could be friends without anyone knowing, and at least for now, that was enough.”

Freaky monsters were trying to kill us,” Sabrina said. “Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?” “Absolutely!” the prince said.

I love how you turned my life into a fairy tale and how you turn each my day into an extraordinary one just with your kisses all over my body.

My aunt is a newscaster in Lubbock, Texas, and she got a letter that said, ‘Natalie Maines will be shot dead at their show in Dallas, Texas,’ with the date of our concert. It was freaky to see that in writing.

“Freak is easily spooked. Flesh-eating monsters tend to scare him away. So do fireworks, clowns, and the smell of Sadie’s weird British Ribena drink. (Can’t blame him on that last one. Sadie grew up in London and developed some pretty strange tastes.”

I’m the freaky version of that superhero who says, wherever there is injustice, I shall be there. Whenever there is a difficult project, I’d like to be there.

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