Ex Boyfriend Quotes

When your love relationships end, this is very sad. The person you used to love more than anyone is far from you now. The following ex boyfriend quotes will help you look at the situation from a different view. The same you can do for your friend, who has just broken up with her partner. Just send one of these quotes about ex boyfriends and you will help your friend at least emotionally. Life does not stop. Time will heal all your wounds and you will open your heart to a new love. Soon you will recall this time with a smile. Do not lock yourself, stay positive and find a nice occupation for yourself. Now you have a lot of free time for yourself, for all your friends, family and hobbies.

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Ex boyfriend quotes

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.

Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y.

Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just the rules of feminism.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

We all love someone way to fucking much.

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.

Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!

Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.

Boys say they don’t mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you’re alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola.

If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when they’re gone.

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Funny ex boyfriend quotes

Check out an impressive variety of funny ex boyfriend quotes. When you have passed over the breakup with your partner, you do not take it so dramatically as you used to do before. Read these funny ex boyfriend quotes, and share them with your friends. These quotes are very funny and creative. When your relationships have ended, it does not mean that you can’t keep friendly relationships. You can laugh together and recall your time you used to spend together.

If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Than it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.

I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.

We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect.

Sometimes it takes painful situations to make us change our ways.

I was thinking about the cow thing. About how hanging on to an ex-boyfriend is like chewing your cud until somebody drops a fresh bale of hay in front of you. Or something like that.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.

Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?

If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them.

We’ve had a quirky past but let’s face it… having each other as exes is much better than not having each other in our lives at all! Happy birthday.

My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.

I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all.

I couldn’t deal with my ex and his new she-devil girlfriend being all up in my face and him trying to be friendly and her trying to poison me with her existence.

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