Your father is the man number one in your life. The relationships between a father and his child are very special. Maybe, these relationships are less emotional comparing to women, but it does not mean that men love their children less. They just express their love and feelings a bit differently. Read the following dad jokes and next time, when you see your father you will tell him one of these corny dad jokes. You can be sure he will appreciate them a lot.
Do you want to surprise your daddy? You can send him one of these best dad jokes due to his birthday or father’s day. He will be deeply touched to receive such funny jokes from his child. It is so easy to make your father happy. Just spare some time, speak to him, tell him funny jokes and you will see how your relationships will improve.
My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Daughter: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren’t funny!
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I’m like the fabric version of King Midas.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!
Dad to his son: “I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and dumb”.
Bad dad jokes
Some fathers do their best to be a good daddy, but the final result of their attempts is the opposite. They mess many things but we love them even stronger for this. Discover the funniest bad dad jokes. This selection of really bad dad jokes will touch your daddy deeply. Do not forget that your father is waiting for you and your attention. Make him feel very special.
Son: “i’m tired” Dad: “hello tired, I’m dad”.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.
How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
What do you call an old person with really good hearing?
Me: ‘Hey, I was thinking… ’ My dad: ‘I thought I smelled something burning.’
You: “So, dad, I was thinking…”
Best dad jokes
Dad: “Ohhhhh and I wondered what that high-pitched grinding sound was!”
RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, ‘Do you know why I can’t be buried there?’ And we all say, ‘Why not?’ And he says, ‘Because I’m not dead yet!’
If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I’ll call you later!
Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Funny dad jokes
Do you want to send your father a funny birthday card? Check out these awesome funny dad jokes which you can insert into your card or message. He will be happy to read these jokes. Make your daddy happy today!
Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
I’m the Norse god of mischief but I don’t like to talk about it.
I guess you could say I’m low-key.
When I went to choir practice — Dad: ‘Don’t forget a bucket.’ Me: ‘Why?’ Dad: ‘To carry your tune.
Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!
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