Are you ready to read hilarious condom jokes? This set will boost your mood in a moment. You should definitely share these condom sayings with your friends. This is a good way to laugh all together and remind people about the importance of safe sex. Young people love to experiment, but they can’t risk their health when it is about their health. Posting these jokes is a way to entertain people and at the same time give a bit of education.

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Condom jokes

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. “Cover me. I’m going in.”

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner!

Don’t be a prick, Cover your dick.

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick!

If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

Why can’t pencils have babies?
Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Funny condom jokes

Do you love jokes? Discover a lot of funny condom jokes which will make your mood very high. These jokes can be used as a good reminder for your friends not to forget about a condom while making love. This simple thing can save your life and protect from unexpected pregnancy. Make love, but remain conscious of all possible circumstances.

What is my definition of jazz? ‘Safe sex of the highest order.

Cover your skin, Before you break her in.

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick!

If you woke up one morning with a sore arse and a used condom lying next to you would you tell anyone?
No? Want to go out tomorrow night?

Wrap your bait before you mate!

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

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Funny condom slogans

Safe sex should be the slogan of your life. If you want to prevent young people from unsafe sex, you can post these funny condom slogans on Facebook. This content is funny and at the same time very important. Explaining vital things in a funny way is a real art.

The right selection! Protect your erection!!

The right selection, is to protect your erection.

What do a shark and a condom with a hole in it have in common?
You don’t want to fuck with either of them!

It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Before you bag her, sheath your dagger!

Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.

What’s the best way to avoid getting dog shit on yourself?
Use a condom.

There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul.

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Safe sex slogans

We all love to make love. However, young people forget about the possible circumstances unsafe sex may cause. Various diseases, unexpected pregnancy are the results we do not need at all. Share these safe sex slogans and make young people more cautious.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Always use condom sense!

Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver.

How can you pick out a paranoid woman?
She’s the one with a condom on her vibrator.

Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener!

Before you dig for those Pearls, cover your Jewel.

Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

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