Clean Jokes

Some jokes break all records, just like these clean jokes. They are sort, but very funny. If you like to post a funny content on Facebook and other social networks, you should check out these good clean jokes. This humor is awesome and you can be sure your friends will appreciate to read them. There is no better way to make people than to send them funny jokes at the beginning of a busy working day.

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Clean jokes

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.
I’ve got some cream for that.

A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!

I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

The don’t meet the koalafications.

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Short clean jokes

Discover a very creative selection of jokes. You will find a big variety of short clean jokes which you should spread across all your best friends and colleagues. Even a busy day will be not so stressful after reading these clean jokes short.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.”

My Dad said to me, “Son, I wanted you to know you were adopted.”
I shouted, “You’re kidding! Really?”

He said, “Yes. Get your things together, they’re coming to pick you up in an hour.”

I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.

Why dont blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

My girlfriend said to me, “I’m sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up.”
I said, “Good idea – we can cover more ground that way.”

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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Clean jokes for adults

You can find online all kinds of jokes, but these clean jokes for adults are something extraordinary. Most probably, you will read these clean adult jokes for the first time, because this content is unique.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body.
Men are so polite, they only look at the other 10%.

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”.

Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block.

Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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Clean humor

Sharing jokes across all your good friends is so fun. If you want to entertain your best friends, you should read this creative clean humor collection and pick up the funniest items. Your friends will love your taste for jokes.

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will Let it go.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
The don’t meet the koalafications.

What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

They’re both red except for the green one.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”

I accidentally dropped my laptop over the side rail of our cruise ship

What do you call a baby monkey?
A Chimp off the old block.

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