Check out the best Chuck Norris jokes which have been recently inserted into this collection. If you like this actor and martial arts master, you will enjoy reading the following  jokes about Chuck Norris. Some jokes come from his numerous movies, while other memes are based on Chuck’s equanimity. Have you been looking for something funny so you could have a topic to chat with your friends? Look no more! Because Chuck Norris memes are exactly what you need.

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Hilarious Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.

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Funny Chuck Norris Facts Jokes

Chuck Norris is a famous American martial arts master, actor, screenwriter and even producer. Also, he is a very interesting personality. Discover a lot of impressive and funny Chuck Norris facts jokes which are basically some ridiculous statements about the actor but presented as facts from his life. This is a good content which you can share on Facebook.

When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single remark.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn’t try to survive. The zombies do.

Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

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Motivational Chuck Norris Quotes

Chuck Norris is a real star. His talents are impressive. Read the following Chuck Norris quotes and try to implement his way of thinking into your life. Maybe, you will discover something new and useful for your own life.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.  – Chuck Norris

A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.  – Chuck Norris

I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.  – Chuck Norris

It’s official: The biggest back-to-school bullies are anxiety, worry and fear.  – Chuck Norris

I don’t initiate violence, I retaliate.  – Chuck Norris

A small behavioral change can also lead to embracing a wider checklist of healthier choices. Chuck Norris

I think you can learn from history. Chuck Norris

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Funny Chuck Norris Memes

The chances are you have seen a lot of memes with Chuck Norris. Most of them contain hilarious fake facts about the actor exaggerating his strength and fearlessness. The following jokes and memes with Chuck Norris are best of the best that could be found on the internet.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris NEVER loses.

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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Chuck is able to slam a revolving door.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars.He was the force.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

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