We all have learned chemistry at school. Some students love it and find very interesting, while other hate from the bottom of their heart. If you are preparing for a chemistry school test or exam, you should read the following chemistry jokes. If you feel stress about this chemistry exam, you should relax for while make a break and read these hilarious chemistry puns. Do not forget to share these jokes and puns with your college mates. Most probably, they will enjoy them a lot.
Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?
What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds that run around.
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He’s 0K now.
What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2.
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He’s 0K now.
Astronomy 4: A black hole is an extremely dense object whose gravity is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from within.
Astronomy 7: Black holes draw in surrounding material.
Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: A sulfone.
Q: How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
A: Fear of utility bills.
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
After I fell off the bike, my mom covered me with potassium permanganate.
I felt violated.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.
What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
Funny chemistry jokes
Well, let’s be honest, not so many people enjoy chemistry. We all used to learn the basics of chemistry at school and very few were good at it. Now you can forget about chemistry exam and just laugh a lot after reading the following funny chemistry jokes.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:
The bartender says, “Get out of here. We do not want your kind!”
A quicker-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution!
Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
A: An ether bunny.
Q: What is the chemical formula for “coffee”?
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
Q: How many moles are in a guacamole?
A: Avocado’s number.
Which element is the coldest?
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
What did one charged atom say to the other? I’ve got my ion you.
Q: Why did Chlorine’s sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They’re cheaper than day rates.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Periodic table jokes
Discover the best jokes about chemistry. You can’t miss this hilarious collection of periodic table jokes. Every joke is very funny. You can share this jokes with your friends who study chemistry as you do.
What is the name of agent 007’s Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.
Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: Have you got a moment?
Rule number one of chemistry: Never trust atoms. The little beasts make up everything!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.
The classes of chemistry are very special. Even if you are not so good in chemistry, all these experiments are very exciting and interesting, just like these element jokes which we have in our collection.
Q: How many clowns can you fit in a car?
A: As many as you want, they’re Bozons!
Here is a historical note: In the 1980’s, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, “It takes alkynes to make a world.”
Helium walks into a bar.
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
After a fight, proton sighs to his electron spouse: “I really don’t know why you always have to be so negative.”
Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe.
Organic chemistry jokes
Organic chemistry is a very serious subject. Not so many people understand how it all works, but it does not mean they are not curious. Well, below you will find a nice collection of organic chemistry jokes, which you should spread around your college mates.
What element derives from a Norse god? Thorium.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren’t negative, they’re just misunderstood.
Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.”
The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
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