Anti Jokes

This selection of anti jokes is very interesting. If you want to post something unusual on Facebook, you should think about these antijokes. Most probably your friends have never heard them before. This is a very special and unique content. It is nice to share something funny and unusual. Like this, you will definitely entertain your best friends and all your subscribers. This content is the best for creative people with a good sense of humor. You can use these jokes to attract people’s attention to important issues. After reading these awesome jokes the mood will be very cheerful during the entire day. Give it a try and see what people think about these specific jokes, which are in fact anti jokes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the guy walk into a bank wearing a black ski mask?

A: Because his white one was in the laundry.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why do girls like Justin Bieber?

A Because he is a talented singer/performer.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Do you like to impress people with your creativity? When all your friends and do not stop posting similar and boring jokes, you should surprise them with the following funny anti jokes. This is a so-called protect. Express your creativity and let people know that your sense of humor is very different. Do not be afraid to be misunderstood. You are free to post whatever you want on Facebook and people will decide whether they like your jokes or not.

I’ve got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Take your age and add five years to it.

That is your age in five years.

Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a sentence and it doesn’t end how you testicles.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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